deerstagram:

here’s the real bitch list

• scar
• the guy who killed bambi’s mom
• the barracuda that ate nemo’s mom

Argument I heard on the bus Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
Ramma the bus driver: Next stop ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!